Luke Collins has very kindly contributed his own Ten Worst Questions For The Chip Industry and, with many thanks to Luke, I reproduce them below:
Hasn't this been done before?
But who wants to buy one of those?
Why do you think Intel will pay full price for your design tools/fab equipment/intellectual property?
Why do you think anybody wants another parallel processor that only Einstein could program?
Why do you want venture capital to compete with Texas Instruments/Intel in signal processing/microprocessors?
What do you mean, I'm not getting any wafers from your foundry?
What do you mean, it's static sensitive? Have I broken it now?
Gordon who?

You're asking for trouble now. How about a top 10 semi marketing taglines, or better still, press release headlines.
Any of Steve's PR headlines would be good candidates for a top ten. I'm not saying best or worst though...