Ten Best Techno-Ponzi Schemes

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Over the years there've been many ingenious schemes for extracting money from managements and investors to pursue what appear to be world-changing technologies. You could call them Techno-Ponzi schemes - you keep getting money from new investors to leverage the progress made on the money thrown away by the old investors. Here they are: The Ten Best Techno-Ponzi Schemes:

 

Virtual Reality

 

Instantaneous Translation

 

Wafer Scale Integration

 

Cold Fusion

 

Perpetual Motion

 

Superconductivity

 

Speech Recognition

 

Orgasmatron

 

Roll-Up Displays

 

The Universal Memory

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Wireless Power?

hmmm...

Some are scams and very bogus, others are merely ("merely" !) engineering challenges that are not yet solved, or are not yet perfectly solved.

Surely perpetual motion with high profile 'opportunities' like STEORN is in a very different category to, say, translation where babelfish & google do an adequate job: not perfect but calling them a ponzi-scheme seems harsh.

Similarly speech recognition and wireless power do work, albeit in restricted applications today (my car-phone and electric toothbrush both work), but it isn't laws-of-physics level of scam.


As replacements, I'd suggest "lossless massive compression" as in the famous Tom Perkins story. And incredible comms schemes (perhaps XG Communications....??)

If you *really* want a laugh, how about

'Ultra Narrowband Communications'

as advertised here:

http://www.vmsk.org/

Your snake oil alarm should go off after about 2 seconds on the site, but the laboriously argued explanation of the 'technology' is still amusing, as is the equally elegant rebuttal by Phil Karn here

http://www.ka9q.net/vmsk/.

(It shouldn't take too much thought to realise that 'Ultra Narrowband' is an impulse in the frequency domain...and thus...a Sine Wave!)

If you *really* want a laugh, how about

'Ultra Narrowband Communications'

as advertised here:

http://www.vmsk.org/

Your snake oil alarm should go off after about 2 seconds on the site, but the laboriously argued explanation of the 'technology' is still amusing, as is the equally elegant rebuttal by Phil Karn here

http://www.ka9q.net/vmsk/.

(It shouldn't take too much thought to realise that 'Ultra Narrowband' is an impulse in the frequency domain...and thus...a Sine Wave!)

Monorails...
Although working monorails have been built, they've never achieved the success that their promoters forecast. If you take the train from Paris to Orleans, you pass 20km of monorail track built to test the French AƩrotrain, which was later abandoned because it couldn't compete with the conventional TGV high speed train.

I think you are being disingenuous about superconductivity. There seem to be enough trials to make it a sound if expensive investment. A bit like voice dictation- the old products were tosh, the new ones work really well- I've used both.
If you really want 24 carat hardcore nonsense look no further than wind power. The energy required to build the damn things, including the 500 tonne concrete base far exceeds the likely value of any energy generated, even at post peak oil values. You've got to stop wasting the stuff you make, not making more- which brings me back to , yes, superconductivity.

If you're going to allow wind power then you might as well just drop the 'cold' from 'cold fusion': 25 years of JET and untold millions later, we still don't have a commercial fusion reactor design. Coming next is ITER, described in the EFDA website as "an experimental step between today's studies of plasma physics and future electricity-producing fusion power plants".

http://www.jet.efda.org/pages/jet-iter/about/index.html

In other words, there's some way to go yet. It's hard to imagine the same resources could be put into research in any other legitimate power technology without achieving much, much more ROI.

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