Well this certainly proves the American sense of humour is alive and well. Thanks to Fortune for it - the ten most stupid apps in the Apple iPhone Apps Store:
Zips
Opening and closing a virtual zipper
iNap@work
Creates noise (i.e key-strokes, paper rustling) giving the impression you're working while you nap.
Hold the Button
The longer you keep your finger on the button the higher your score
Sexy Alphabet De Luxe
The alphabet recited letter by letter in a sexy voice
Taxi Hold 'Em
Whistle to attract taxis.
FatBurner2K
Vibrator
Hair Clinic
Generates radio frequencies claimed to promote hair growth
Drunk Sniper
Peeing accurately while pissed
Cow Toss
Finger-flick a cow image to score points
FlickABooger
Precision bogie-flicking.
and people are complaining about the tight control Apple maintains over acceptance of Apps in the Store!
I know Andrew, I know. It's barmy.
some of these apps might be fun! are they free?
Some are, Donna, some aren't. Have fun
Lovely
Although at least one of those is bogus / a deliberate spoof
http://blog.dailyburn.com/fatburner2k/
Which probably makes the other, supposedly serious, ones even stupider...