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April 3, 2007

Are Hawaiian Mai Tais Better Than Californian Mai Tais?

Has the semiconductor industry changed over the years? It's the sort of question people ask from time to time, usually in a bar.

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April 5, 2007

How the SIA Got Founded, by Wilf Corrigan

A good story is told by Wilf Corrigan, one of the founding CEOs of the Semiconductor Industry Association (SIA), about how the SIA got founded.

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April 10, 2007

Flexible PRs And Japanese Integrity

It was a culture clash between the flexible ethics of the PR community and the inflexible integrity of corporate Japan.

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April 13, 2007

Scotland's Silicon Soil

"Y'noo wa soo many semiconductor companies come to Scurtland to set up manufacturing plants?".

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April 17, 2007

Widlar the Highwayman

Most of the many stories which are told about the legendary analogue designer Bob Widlar, relate to his epic capacity for the sauce.

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April 20, 2007

Last Days of the British PC Industry

David Potter, founder of Psion, tells a surreal yarn describing the sudden demise of the UK personal computer industry.

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April 24, 2007

How Europe Caught Up

Jurgen Knorr, President of Siemens Semiconductors (which became Infineon) between 1984 and 1996, tells a good story about how Europe, despite many mishaps, got up to speed on chip manufacturing in the 1980s and 90s.

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April 27, 2007

Arnold Weinstock and the Computer Industry

A revealing yarn is told by Peter Gillibrand, GEC's PR man during the reign of GEC's long-serving and much feared boss, Lord Arnold Weinstock.

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April 30, 2007

How the World Semiconductor Council was Founded

Dr Tsugio Makimoto, former President of Hitachi Semiconductors and Senior Corporate Vice-President and CTO at Sony, the author of 'Makimoto's Wave', tells an amusing yarn about how the World Semiconductor Council got established.

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May 1, 2007

Moore And Sporck In Hawaii

Maybe the reason why Gordon Moore and Charlie Sporck both have Hawaiian residences goes back over 40 years on the evidence of a yarn told by Sporck.

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May 8, 2007

How To Build A Good Wireless Network By Hans Snook

How many modern CEOs of wireless operators, usually obsessed by mega deals in foreign lands, pay much attention to the quality of their networks?

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May 11, 2007

Those F***ers From C-Cube

David Ashworth, CEO of Memec, the world's third largest distributor before it was taken over by Avnet, tells an excellent yarn of the travails of a distie's existence.

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May 14, 2007

How ARM1 Got Built By Steve Furber

A great yarn about how the ARM1, the original ARM architecture microprocessor, was built, is told by Professor Steve Furber, Professor of Computer Engineering at Manchester University, who co-developed the chip with Sophie Wilson.

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May 18, 2007

Joining SGS By Pasquale Pistorio

Pasquale Pistorio, who took the loss-making, $100 million revenue Italian chip company SGS, and transformed it into the highly profitable, $10 billion revenue, top ten chip company STMicroelectronics, tells an amusing tale of leaving Motorola in 1980, where he was worldwide director of marketing, and the first non-American ever to be elected to the Motorola baord.

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May 21, 2007

Joining Intel, By Ted Hoff

Ted Hoff, inventor of the microprocessor, tells an interesting yarn about how he came to join Intel as the company's 12th employee. Within three years of joining he had earned his place in history.by coming up with the 4004, the world's first commercial microprocessor.

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Best Ever Semiconductor Ad

It's a little known fact that the legendary chip designer Bob Widlar, who designed the 709 op amp and the LM10 op amp voltage reference, would, on occasion, turn his hand to designing advertisements with his friend the Silicon Valley PR genius Regis McKenna.

Bob's brother, Jim Widlar, very kindly sent me the result of one of these exercises, and it has to be the best ad the semiconductor industry ever produced.


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May 25, 2007

Rubbishing Skipworth

Dick Skipworth, founder of Memec, which became the third largest distributor in the world before being taken over by Avnet, is the subject of an amusing tale by Memec's long-time CFO, Colin Stevens.

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May 30, 2007

Never Mind The Width by Ulrich Schumacher

Ulrich Schumacher, who was the first CEO of Infineon Technologies when it spun out of Siemens, tells an amusing yarn of his days as a marketing guy at Siemens Semiconductors.

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June 1, 2007

Charlie Sporck and Plessey Semiconductors

It is a little known fact that, before he left Fairchild Semiconductor to become the CEO of National Semiconductor, Charlie Sporck had several meetings with Sir John Clark, CEO of Plessey, about him becoming CEO of Plessey Semiconductors.

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June 8, 2007

Establishing ARM, by Sir Robin Saxby

Founded in 1990 with less than two million pounds of venture capital, ARM looked destined for a rocky ride. Founding CEO Sir Robin Saxby remembers a grim race against time to establish the company before the money ran out.

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June 11, 2007

Resisting Temptation by Pasquale Pistorio

One of the famous events of early chip industry history was the reaction of Sherman Fairchild, backer of Fairchild Semiconductor, to the resignations of Bob Noyce, Gordon Moore and Andy Grove when they went to found Intel. His reaction was to hire the top management of Motorola Semiconductor. Pasquale Pistorio remembers how he was sorely tempted.

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June 15, 2007

From Hotels To Telecoms by Hans Snook.

Hans Snook was the most colourful and successful of all the early cellular pioneers, establishing the Orange network. But he stumbled into the wireless telecoms industry completely by chance.

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June 18, 2007

Closing Down Las Vegas, by Hermann Hauser

Hermann Hauser, founder and CEO of Acorn Computers, then founder and CEO of VC company Amadeus, and the backer of numerous successful start-ups from ARM, to Virata to Element 14 to Plastic Logic and Icera, tells an amusing tale about one of his less successful ventures.

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June 22, 2007

Fill The F***ing Fab

Brian Halla, CEO of National Semiconductor, previously at LSI Logic and Intel, tells how the whole industry's economics used to come down to one thing: how do you keep the fab full, and so defray the enormous cost of building it.

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June 25, 2007

How Jobs Does It

In iWeek, the week that is supposed to witness the transformation, re-invention and Second Coming of the mobile phone, it's worth asking how on earth does Steve Jobs get his people to come up with these blockbuster products?

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June 29, 2007

‘Ungry ‘Orace And The Making Of Psion

David Potter, the founder of Psion, tells a good yarn about the company’s early days, when Psion was getting along by developing computer games. Psion was founded in 1980 and this story takes place in 1981.

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July 2, 2007

The Man With A Chip On His Gravestone

One of the most famous yarns in the history of the chip industry is told about Kazuo Iwama of Sony who was the brother-in-law of Sony founder Akio Morita, and Morita’s successor as president of Sony.

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July 6, 2007

World’s First Single Chip Scientific Calculator

Sir Clive Sinclair tells a good yarn about how his company came up with the world’s first single-chip scientific calculator.

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July 13, 2007

God's Foibles

Steve Jobs, of course, is God Almighty, but Andy Herzfeld tells a hilarious yarn about the Great Man’s foibles in his book Revolution in the Valley.

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July 16, 2007

Conrad vs Nijinsky

Why does a guy start spending his money like a drunken sailor on shore leave? Well he could actually be a drunken sailor on shore leave, but another likely reason is because of a woman.

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July 20, 2007

How Noyce Joined Shockley

Julius Blank, one of Fairchild's eight founders, tells a hilarious yarn about the night Bob Noyce turned up to join Shockley Semiconductor. Charlie Sporck recounts the tale in his book Spinoff.

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July 23, 2007

Sex with a Zillionaire

Sex with a zillionaire is not all it’s cracked up to be, according to a novel written by zillionaire Tom Perkins, co-founder of Silicon Valley’s premier venture capital company, Kleiner, Perkins, Caufield and Byers.

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July 27, 2007

How To Make Acquisitions In Japan.

Colin Stevens, former CFO of Memec which became the world's third largest distributor before being bought by Avnet, tells a tale of cultural differences as the company expanded into Japan.

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August 1, 2007

DOS vs CP/M Dispute Comes Full Circle

One of the saddest stories of the computer industry came full circle yesterday when it was ruled by a US court that DOS copied CP/M.

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August 3, 2007

Saving 50 Cents The Bill Gates Way

The funniest of all the Bill Gates stories is told by Robert Cringely in his book Accidental Empires. It happened in 1990.

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August 6, 2007

The Prince of Wales and the Humorous Scotsman

George W Bush is not the first to come up against the dry humour of the Scottish. Bush called Gordon Brown 'the humorous Scotsman' last week. Some years ago the Prince of Wales encountered another humorous Scotsman.

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August 7, 2007

Bloody Wasps

Summer has arrived. Iced sauvignon is on the garden table. The salads are laid out. The assorted meats are tempting. A few chums sit round the table. All is for the best in the best of all possible lunchtimes. And then . … . . then a bloody wasp arrives.

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August 10, 2007

School Dinners, St Trinians, and Pearl Harbour

One of the greatest semiconductor CEOs was Tsuyoshi Kawanishi, who was CEO of Toshiba when Toshiba had the finest CMOS process in the world, and who took his company into a process alliance with Siemens Semiconductors and, later, a four-way process and product development co-operation with IBM, Motorola and Siemens. Kawanishi, fortunately as it turned out, has a terrific sense of humour.

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August 15, 2007

iWoz

Until the weather turned, it was very good to sit in the garden reading a book wittily entitled iWoz, by a great and generous-hearted man, Steve Wozniak co-founder of Apple.

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August 17, 2007

Baffled By Technology

Yesterday I was waiting to pay for an automatic car park, and noticed the lady in front of me trying to stuff a five pound note into the coin slot of the payment machine.

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How To Sign A Winning Franchise By Dick Skipworth

Xilinx was one of the most lucrative franchises which Memec ever signed. Dick Skipworth, Founder and CEO of Memec, which he grew to be the third largest distributor in the world until it was taken over by Avnet, tells how he bagged up Xilinx. Memec subsequently held the Xilinx franchise for over twenty years.

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August 24, 2007

Fairchild's First Order

There is a famous yarn, told by several Fairchild veterans, about how Fairchild Semiconductor got its first order.

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August 31, 2007

Hauser The Haggler