The local newspaper where the writer lived installed a telephone at his house in Connecticut.
"The voice carries entirely too far as it is," grumbled the writer, "if Bell had invented a muffler or a gag he would have done a real service."
The writer told the the telephone installers to: "Put the thing near the window so that I can get rid of it easily."
The writer's family loved the telephone so much that they used it all the time and the writer couldn't get to use it when he wanted to.
So he had a second one installed in his third floor billiard room for his exclusive use.
Moral: It takes time to adjust to new technology