The world’s largest collection of binary jokes

ones-and-zeroes-0101010-jpg-small.jpgThe world’s largest collection of binary jokes. Are there only two of them? If you include a ternary joke, there may be three (‘The Top 11 Binary Jokes’?)…

#1 – There are only 10 types of people (part I) Following the Impossible Objects – The Simplified Calculator post, a recent commenter on Made By Monkeys cracked the classic:

There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don’t.

#2 – “…0110010011100…”

Looking on the Internet for a witty riposte, for the above comment – (How did Oscar W. manage before Google?) – I came across this classic “binary joke”:

00110110101110011010001010010101
10011010101010010111100110101100
10100101011010010111100110100101

But hold your sides, there’s more…

#3 – There are only 10 types of people (part II)

Google also provided this variant on a theme, which I didn’t hesitate to reuse:There are only 10 types of people in the world – those who understand ternary, those who don’t, and those who mistake it for binarySo far the total, stood at three. And trust me I searched the whole Internet. All of it, via Google. For at least fifteen minutes. And then the irreplaceable Wikipedia, courtesy of its Mathematical joke article, added some more, by cunningly reaching into the world of hexadecimal…

#4 – Some pictures are worth more that a thousand wordsbinary-joke-web

Our own Alice Caroll was challenged to invent a fourth binary joke, and this picture is what Alice came up with, which has been languishing over on Engineer in Wonderland since January 2011.

#5 – DEAD people and hexadecimal

If only DEAD people understand hexadecimal, how many people understand hexadecimal?
57,005.

And wait, there’s still more. There’s octal…

#6 – Mathematicians confusing Halloween and Christmas

Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec.

And, err, that’s it. Yes, that’s really it. This is the world’s largest collection of “binary jokes” (with added ternary, octal and hexadecimal goodness). There aren’t any more…

If you know different, of course, do let me know, and I’ll add them! But don’t get me on the subject of Pi jokes that’s a whole other blog post…

PS. Check out this Made By Monkeys post for an example of visual Logic Gate humour (!): Will the Real NAND Gates Please Stand Up?

PPS. Another binary joke via the Made By Monkeys blog – I can’t believe someone makes… Numerist clocks. It’s binary, but not base 2. It’s a joke, but it’s not funny:
“An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says, ‘You’re all idiots’, and pours two beers.”

PPPS. Do check out the Comments section below or you will miss such gems as:

  • What is FACE value in decimal? 64206
  • Says the 0 to the 1: why the long face?
  • I turned on the radio this morning, i think it’s broken, all i heard was “FFFFFF” it turns out it was White Noise!
  • 11 cheers for binary!
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18 Comments

  1. Stan Freifeld
    November 07, 2014 04:09

    Just heard this one:

    How easy is it to count in binary?
    It’s as easy as 1, 10, 11.

  2. November 07, 2014 16:16

    Good one, Stan – hadn’t that one before. A new one for the set!

  3. Baz Baziah
    December 10, 2013 23:32

    1 + 1 = 10
    but only in a binary world

    :)

  4. July 31, 2013 11:34

    Like it, Dubularity. Maybe we could say the jokes are Funny NAND Original. Logic Gate humour could be a whole new unexplored world of comedy! Check out this Made By Monkeys post for an example of visual Logic Gate humour: Will the Real NAND Gates Please Stand Up?

  5. July 31, 2013 11:33

    Dublarity:
    Top 101 jokes?

    NOT Funny

  6. July 31, 2013 11:33

    alan tin-win:
    you’re either on the bus or off the bus …….

  7. July 31, 2013 11:33

    GraemeQ:
    2 vaguelly amusing jokes, mainly programming based but thats all binary :) Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don’t C# How longs a piece of string? string.length

  8. July 31, 2013 11:32

    Chris Allen
    Getting away from things a bit, but there was an Irish DJ (really was Irish – not being funny there) who played a song for a lady who “…is 111 today. 111 ladies and gentlemen, imagine that…eh,,, sorry, who is ill today…”

  9. July 31, 2013 11:32

    Thanks. It could be a whole new world… of colour code humour!

  10. July 31, 2013 11:32

    Jokey:
    I turned on the radio this morning, i think it’s broken, all i heard was “FFFFFF” it turns out it was White Noise! lol

  11. July 31, 2013 11:31

    Steve:
    No one seems to have contributed “11 cheers for binary!”

  12. July 31, 2013 11:31

    Tim:
    ‘sup geeks? I thought of a binary joke this afternoon: “says the 0 to the 1: why the long face?” I know it’s so lame that you want to scratch your eyes out, but whatevs. Thought I’d share it anyway :) Stay awesome!

  13. July 31, 2013 11:07

    nformejohn:
    Saw it and thought it was funny. 1010011010 Binary number of the beast

  14. July 31, 2013 11:06

    Praneeth:
    What is FACE value in decimal? 64206 (Inspired by the DEAD men joke)

  15. July 31, 2013 11:04

    It’s not a great one Phoenix, but rather than the 1s and 0s actually meaning anything (i.e. a real _binary_ joke), it is meant to represent a standard joke just transcribed in binary form(!!!!) No, I didn’t say it was funny, but it is a “binary joke”… Which joke was it? I’ll say it was “Two goldfish in a tank…” ;-)

  16. July 31, 2013 11:00

    A reader [Pheonix] replied: I didn’t get the 00110110101110011010001010010101 10011010101010010111100110101100 10100101011010010111100110100101 joke.. any1 care to shed some light on it?

  17. July 31, 2013 11:00

    Thanks to Sue P. for this one – a sine wave joke (!). She writes: You’ve probably heard this before but it’s new to me and going round the universities at the moment: Sine wave walks into a bar. Barman says: “Why the long phaze?”

  18. July 31, 2013 10:59

    A reader [anon] replied: what do you call two canaries? a Binary!!!

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