I can’t believe someone makes… LED benches
I can’t believe someone makes LED benches… but they do. Opulent Items, to be precise, the “Home Of Unusual Luxury”.
How much will these tasteful, multi-coloured, remote-controlled benches set you back? $6,500. Yes, six thousand five hundred dollars.
But in the good tradition of I-Can’t-Believe-Someone-Makes…, the item is out of stock at the moment. Demand exceeds supply. They should have charged more!
What do you get for your money? The website writes:
This very unique contemporary furniture is remote controlled and glows in several LED colours. The remote control (included) allows you to rotate through the gorgeous colours at a preprogrammed speed (you choose speed via remote control) or you can elect to have a particular colour illuminate steadily. Hundreds of unique colour variations can be created as the remote control allows you to mix colours. A 3-meter power cord must be plugged into an electrical outlet (95 watt, non-heat lighting). This unique contemporary furniture can be used indoors and outdoors as it is totally weather-resistant.
Multiple benches can be synchronized in order to have all benches display the same colours at the same time. These contemporary benches use DMX-based remote control systems, which also allows them to synchronize with your home sound systems.
While you are at it, check out their Contemporary Light Furniture – “self illuminating luxury” with built-in fluorescent fixtures…
Thanks to Technabob for this one.
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2 Comments
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March 09, 2011
Brilliant – want one!
I do wish people wouldn’t describe things as “very unique”: something’s either unique or it isn’t. -
March 10, 2011
Like it – it’s “quite unique” in its badness! Talk to any journalist or sub and they’ll have a long list of such bugbears… successfully demonstrating, fully customised, in order to (to), anything with -basis (monthly-basis instead of just monthly)….
But back to the bench. It does catch the eye, but I would first need to have a garden before any purchase!
