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I can’t believe someone makes… Starship Enterprise pizza cutters

starship-enterprise-pizza-cutter-2.jpgIs that the space fleet’s Enterprise, boldly going? Or is it a not inexpensive Pizza Cutter? It’s both.

The “Laser Etched Stainless steel blade with solid zinc-alloy chromium plated body” will set you back $25, for its NCC-1701 looks…

Amazingly, there are still items in stock, from Think Geek.

Apparently it is an officially licensed Star Trek collectable, which should give you some extra peace of mind when cutting through a Quattro Stagioni. Especially, if the pizza base and cheese kling on to the cutter…

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2 Comments

  1. October 25, 2010 14:03

    Not a nice thought, Lawrence – not so much ‘To boldly go’ as ‘To bloodily go…’
    You know, I had never even thought of finger guards for a pizza cutter, but when I look on the Web I can see a lot of models do have them. I guess they are there for a reason!

  2. lawrence
    October 22, 2010 10:55

    No finger guards – nice for people who like blood with their pizza.

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