More Signs The CEO Is Cracking Up
You’ve sent in some cracking entries to the ‘Others’ slot to last Monday morning’s Poll on ‘What’s The Surest Sign The CEO Is Cracking Up?’ Here are some of the best for which we are very grateful to all those who sent them in.
He’s always winding coils.
He insists on impossible timescales
He books a worldwide Sales Conference in Hawaii
He employs consultants
He writes an autobiography.
He begins to praise people whose hard work has kept him in place.
He takes up cycling and turns up to the office clad in Lycra!
He starts re-arranging offices
He changes the name of the company into something meaningless, like ‘Excret’.
He recruits VP/GMs where engineers were needed
Turns to religion, and makes sure to thank God in every employee briefing.
All the above!